Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Give him some money
I work at the pet store
My pen is huge, T-shirt
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
Poor Santa
Still poor
Eating noodles out of beard
I have no idea what I'm doing
Really cute story
This heater