Hurry up, Peterson
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
Bitten By A Vampire
Ironman flash drive
iPhone T-shirt
Paper beats rock
Mad cows
Home alone
Evil queen snorting coke.
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
I lost my phone
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws