Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Evil raccoon
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Love letters
Photobombing in the pool
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Thongs
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Caught in a web of fashion