Beep beep motherf**kers
Ninja cars
Dear Batman
I couldn't sleep last night
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
WTF beaver
I don't always like to cuddle
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
Pimp Vader
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Que - Wat?