Godzilla toy scared the dog.
You are dressed as the police car
Sexy car
After death
The Shining dog
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Stop wasting my blue tape
Couch fixed
I want to get invited to parties
Crazy T-shirt design
Pranksters on the road.