First day at the gym
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
Naughty dog
Job interview
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
Bike thief
Thaitanic
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker
Nearly lost my phone
Go drunk you are home
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.