Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
Don't make me get my belt
iPhone has no flash player
The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
Me, friend, McDonald's
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.
Eat him
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
I'm playing that game