My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Dog did it
Little turtle
A planet with no evil
Evil Christmas rabbit
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Mom, I'm pregnant
Real life sniper
Stockings and tail
Moses, the early years