New Xbox for Christmas
New level of friendzone
Burgler
If someone hates you for no reason
Why are you so fat? It's genetics. Genetic's ice-cream.
Satanist with accordion
F**k you cloud
Haters gonna hate. Eagle.
Find someone whose demons are compatible with yours
What if we gave the NSA permission to spy on us
Sheldon vs. House
Grumpy frog