My phone!!!
Extreme risk of Boogeyman attack
The happier we get, the less we see. - Asians.
Rubber duckies
Johnny Bravo The Stoner
When I was a kid I thought I wanted to grow up
Wanna know how to confuse a gay person? Oh you dog.
Honey, I'm home!
I like your shirt
Waiting for the perfect woman
Pikachu, I choose you
Young, adult, old - time, money, energy