Tanning level: leather couch
Barack Obama plays GTA
Lightsaber penknife.
Dog driver
It won't happen again
I steal from the riches
Look the statistics! One of every four guys is gay!
They are kidnapping me! I'll save you!
These diving watches by Festina Profundo are packaged and sold in clear bags filled with distilled water
People on the internet and in real life
Staring contest
Haters gonna hate