Breaking Bad
Strawberry
Perfect boys only exist in books
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Curiousity and the cat
Doge broccoli.
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Ninja doges
Who played Jumanji?
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Real-time weather reports
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car