We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Books
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Kids nowadays
Motorbike in the bath
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Bilbo Baggins
Real ninja turtles
Everybody has a plan
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Where's Obama's clock?