Ooops. Army fail.
Ho much sh*t could a dip-sh*t dip
4am?
Lana Moonblood, claims tiny hand gives her psychic powers
How I wasted your time
Run EMC
Volkswagen snow bus
Typical user
Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper both have the same middle name
At the bank. I'd like to open a joint account.
Eye contact
Those are not the nuts I was expecting