Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Hows your diet doing?
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Toilight, breaking wind
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Pointing is rude
Cars drive drunk
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