I choose you
I don't always use psychedelics
Don't do it
I wish I could sleep
Johnny and Marissa
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
USA football team.
SWAG
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
New rubik's cube
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor