Toilet paper roll eyes
Did you bring the bail money?
Camel balls
This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
Nice try math
I also like to live dangerously.
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Me on the weekend
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
Party photo fail.
If Sigmund Freud was right
Eye to eye