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I wish my husband was really hot
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Not my job
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So... Phone number
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Are you ready to rock!?
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When the postman started carrying mace
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Haters gonna hate
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Playing hide and seek with my daughter
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Chill
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Lindsay Lohan. Drugs, what r u doin? Drugs! Stahp!
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Wash me one more time, I dare you
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Strike
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Trick or treat you little sh*ts