Macbook. You need money even to remove the battery.
My childhood is ruined
Bird's Nest Bed
Something I will not be buying
And who are you?
Balloon tank - the latest weapon in the war against clowns
Chuck Norris trains
Dat ass...
I'm going to change my name to "Benefits". You are now friends with benefits.
In the dark
IE in a recycle bin
Daddy don't like it