Put this on your coffee table
I was bitten by a turtle
From Dora to Consuela
Oh Gosh, I live with an idiot
Gillete Mach 3 Fusion
When you refuse to check your bank account
Fruit ass
I love your personality
Years from now, when they are teenagers and hate each other, I'll show them this picture
Write or
His eyes say "bedroom"
The weather and the first date