Trick or treat you little sh*ts
Wash me one more time, I dare you
Playing hide and seek with my daughter
So... Phone number
Haters gonna hate
My bucket
Lindsay Lohan. Drugs, what r u doin? Drugs! Stahp!
F**k it, I'll better fly
Not my job
When the postman started carrying mace
Are you ready to rock!?
He locked us out of the car