Ring watches
That feel when a woman sits next to a greasy creep rather than sitting next to you on public transportation
Drinking in America, in Britain, and in Australia
North Korea vs. South Korea.
Poon
You can add water to your water
Next you'll be chocking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong
The world is a magic place
Because chocolate
Slenderman, transformation
I don't have anybody to thank
Awesome cat