Miley Cyrus wrecking ball, a pug and a Barbie
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.
Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
For seal
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
Me during the World Cup.
Changed contacts
Save the freaking frogs
If you touch my money I will cut you.
Staring kid
I should start studying
Moo