You are not my dad
After changing to fit into society
Safety in the car 2
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
My goal for 2014
One rock short of being rescued
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
I'm fat
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
Look twice
Friendzone level: infinite