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I always crack up when I see those infomercials about some diet pill or something.
Cat in the bath
How people in the 1990s saw the future
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Long live the king. Joffrey, Game of Thrones.
Do not go to sleep at work
Happy New Year! What a pretty snowmen.
Just shut up
Leonardo Dicaprio - no Oscar, Johnny Depp - no Oscar, Brad Pitt - no Oscar, Eminem - one Oscar.
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