Star Wars Episode 1
A vasectomy, please
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
Dragon tree sculpture
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
iPhone 5, because you have more money