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Finally Brought a Girl Home
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When the slowest reader offers to read out loud
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Segway vacuum
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Please Sir
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Piece of Sh
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Ninja mode engaged. Ninja cat.
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Where the hell is this?
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I ripped up your homework and no one will ever believe you
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Overly attached monster
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Stop stop
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Plays with himself, loses
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Imagine the music if Taylor Swift and Adele broke up with each other