Couch fixed
After death
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Stop wasting my blue tape
Crazy T-shirt design
You are dressed as the police car
The Shining dog
Pranksters on the road.
I want to get invited to parties
Sexy car