Swag
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
Realize the truth
I got a pet wussy
Smart guy and umbrella
Scrillex confused
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Ask me if I'm a tree
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Extinguisher on fire