Idiot friends
Omg, shark
Are you f**king trolling me? Dog in the hat.
Wat? That's not d*ggy style, that is bl*wjob style.
How to make a friend
A cup: English, posh, royalty, jedi.
People in Australia
One does not simply leave the friendzone
Tuna, c*m sandwich. What?
50 degrees in Florida vs. 50 degrees in Michigan
Trimmed p*ssy
Gets robbed by Michael Brown, gets looted by people "honoring" Michael Brown's memory.