First day at the gym
Nearly lost my phone
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
Go drunk you are home
Bike thief
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
Job interview
Naughty dog
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker
When a friend offers you a cookie