My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Real life sniper
Stockings and tail
Little turtle
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Mom, I'm pregnant
Evil Christmas rabbit
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Dog did it
A planet with no evil
Moses, the early years
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.