iPhone T-shirt
Bitten By A Vampire
Paper beats rock
Mad cows
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
Ironman flash drive
Home alone
Evil queen snorting coke.
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
I lost my phone
Hurry up, Peterson