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Not enough blood
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Damn you mirror! That's not what I look like in my head!
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Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
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Trust me, I'm an engineer
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We can't stop here, this is cat country
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Green elephants
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Mr. Bean troll
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Homer clock
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My husband thinks I'm crazy
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Hello, I'm bear and welcome to Russia
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Grave from the Victorian age
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Sad cookie