I choose you
I wish I could sleep
Don't do it
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
SWAG
New rubik's cube
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
USA football team.
Johnny and Marissa
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I don't always use psychedelics