Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
Facepalm cat
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Feel my leg I just shaved
Sleeping
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Pizza friendship necklace
Being a Grammar Nazi
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
Snoopy made it look easy
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore