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A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
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People say you never know what you have until it's gone
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Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
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I forgot how to dog
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Because f@#k you, that's why
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Fascinating
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Who the f**k is Alice?
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Everybody was kung fu fighting frog
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Call Of Duty Ghosts
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We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies
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Let's count the money we have looted today
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He has GTA 5