Ooops. Army fail.
4am?
At the bank. I'd like to open a joint account.
Ho much sh*t could a dip-sh*t dip
Those are not the nuts I was expecting
Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper both have the same middle name
Lana Moonblood, claims tiny hand gives her psychic powers
Typical user
Run EMC
Eye contact
How I wasted your time
Volkswagen snow bus