At dawn we smack God with a hamburger
What you ate for dinner
Nature desided
I saw a midged carrying a TV to his car. It was an iPad.
Miley Cyrus vs Fat guy on wrecking ball
I'm fabulous
Come on! Jump! I'll catch you!
Bob Guevara
A worse love story than Twilight
I shall play you the song of my people. Angry Moth noises.
Relax, Mom
Me sleeping and suddenly I remember something