Mime and epee fencer
Swag
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Dog fell asleep in the rain
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Extinguisher on fire
Ask me if I'm a tree
Smart guy and umbrella
Heisenberg Crysenberg
I got a pet wussy
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
Realize the truth