Afraid to be seen while taking a bath. Cartoon logic.
I'm a hoarder
Wikipedia - I know everything! Google - I have everything! Internet - Without me you all are nothing! Electricity - Keep talking, b*tches.
First I saw this
Go to work, you lazy f**k
Cookie in milk
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Angry cat in the box
Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t!
Happy Valentine's Day
The three words every woman wants to hear
Nature's Skittles