Give him some money
If you let your family know you're good with computers
My pen is huge, T-shirt
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
I work at the pet store
In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it
I have no idea what I'm doing
Poor Santa
Eating noodles out of beard
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
Still poor
Really cute story