USA football team.
I don't always use psychedelics
SWAG
I wish I could sleep
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Don't do it
Johnny and Marissa
New rubik's cube
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
I choose you