If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Troll cat
USA football team.
SWAG
Don't do it
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I wish I could sleep
I choose you
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
New rubik's cube
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Johnny and Marissa