The word "car" is short for carriage.
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Sloth Kong
F**k off pumpkin
A good day to stay inside
Looking for movies
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
Kid with a rod
Cat sitting on his butt
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
USA should invade the USA