Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
You are not my dad
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
My goal for 2014
After changing to fit into society
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
Friendzone level: infinite
One rock short of being rescued
Look twice
I'm fat
Safety in the car 2