Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper both have the same middle name
Those are not the nuts I was expecting
Ho much sh*t could a dip-sh*t dip
Ooops. Army fail.
Volkswagen snow bus
At the bank. I'd like to open a joint account.
Lana Moonblood, claims tiny hand gives her psychic powers
How I wasted your time
4am?
Eye contact
Typical user
Run EMC