Kid with a rod
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Looking for movies
Sloth Kong
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
USA should invade the USA
A good day to stay inside
F**k off pumpkin
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
The word "car" is short for carriage.
Cat sitting on his butt
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.