Creative eggs
Hey baby! I want to watch a movie tonight
Lays
AM vs. PM
I don't own a cat
Tomorrow cold as a room full of ex wives
Dog in the ice pool
Nice try, laundry, I'm still going to nap
Just in case
The force is strong with this motherf**ker
If you refuse to wear condoms, you are gonna have a dad time
When you realize that you don't have a cat