The reason why humans don't race cats
Bosses be like: You are still coming to work, right?
F**k this war, I'm a fairy
I got a present for you. It's in my diaper.
When someone I don't know likes my comment
Tank sneakers
Seems legit. Edward and Karen.
Cat with mustache
The hammer of justice is unisex
On the beach... Dirty mind, stop.
In the plane
Waitress needed, must be 18 years old with 20 years experience