Stalin in a Mario outfit
We got no water in the pool
Stupid tampon
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Middle Earth dress
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Hypnotizing